Heap's Half-Second of Hot-Dogging

Heap is on the brink of stardom and me thinks he's aware of it. He hit a bomb about 512ft in that Little League park they got in Philly. He then pulled a GriffeyJr circa 1993 as he stood and watched the ball sail out. He quickly became self-aware of his hot-dogging and went into his regular HR waddle around the bases. C'mon Heap! Live a little!

Lowe was magnificent. Keebler hit a HR in his first ML at-bat, and OMG Francoeur silenced his critics!!1